Azumanga Daioh (1999)

Yesterday, I had the most TERRIFYIN’ experience! …Last night, I was all alone in my room… when outta nowhere… CAME THE SMELL OF A FART THAT WASN’T MINE!

You have a swimsuit tan. You could jump in the pool naked and no one would know you weren’t wearing anything.

I think that when Christmas-time comes… There’s a red-nosed reindeer. That’s mean. “Your shining nose is useful in the fog…” The way he said it doesn’t help at all. If you tell a bald man his head is useful in the dark, you’d get punched in the face. Santa Claus says such cruel things.